Ask Christy

A few days ago I went with my family to the Legion of Honor in San Francisco to see an exhibition of da Vinci sketches. They were really, really rough sketches. Made me feel good about my own artistic abilities. Like, even da Vinci sometimes drew stick figures, ya know?

Afterwards, my sister and I wandered away from the group, out of the museum and into a coffeeshop, where we shared a cup of ginger tea and read aloud from a copy of Psychic Reader Magazine someone had left at our table. But just as we were starting to get bored of all the holistic spiritual trance channeling crap, we came across a little gem buried in the middle of the magazine. It was an advice column called "Ask Christy: Psychic solutions for sensitive people," which I have reproduced below in its entirety. (This is NO HOAX. Christy has 30 years' experience teaching, healing, and reading auras. And actually, I'm kind of jealous of her; I don't think I've written anything this creative in a long time.)


Dear Christy,
Ever since I can remember I have struggled with depression. I feel this long tail trailing after me of all my failures, and so lately I feel like I have just stopped trying. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. Do you think there is anything I am good at?
Ginny

Hello Ginny,
The first energy you are showing me is a brown, which is the agreement you made before your birth to take on family karma. I see you made this healing agreement in the hopes it would get your parents to appreciate you for who you are. This energy goes back to a lifetime where you took them both into your house after they lost everything they owned in a natural disaster. You could not save them either then or now. The sense of failure you keep striving to escape is not yours; it belongs to your parents.

Hiding behind this brown family energy is your life force energy shining at a yellow and green. This is your own energy you are striving toward, full of your natural self-affinity and love of life. The next step you show me is to take a Psychic Meditation class, not only so you can learn to clear out others' negativity, but so you can find your own amazing energy and learn to bring it into the body to use every day.

Hi Christy,
Do you think I have karma with my dog? I joke that my dog is like the perfect husband; he knows my moods, understands me and loves me even when I'm grouchy. Could we have been married in a past life? Is that why I can't find someone who I like as much as my dog?
Just wondering,
Laura

Hello Laura,
First you are showing me where you and your dog share your auras with a big band of rainbow-colored energy. I see that you are both happy to be together this lifetime where you can enjoy each other's company in safety and comfort. While I don't see a lifetime together as husband and wife, you are showing me a lifetime vibrating at blue where you lived alone in a primitive land and your dog was a wolf. Together you shared everything; you hunted together, shared your food, etc. You had a very strong telepathic connection that allowed you to communicate without words and over distances. This was also a very harsh lifetime, and it looked like when your wolf died, you didn't live long. So now this life time is a kind of celebration for you both. Here you can enjoy each other and be together and have fun without all the survival issues.